Hell Hath No Fury...

... Like Kelly Ripa scorned. Uh, by Clay Aiken.

Now there's a sentence fragment I never thought I'd type...

Update: Rosie O'Donnell is in on the act! The loquacious lesbo seems to think Ripa's cheeky reaction to Clay's antics was "homophobic."

Oh, Rosie. The last I checked, we homos were not above bitchy behavior. And guess what, sunshine? Some of us are rude with repellent manners. Granted, we pull it all off with a bit more humor and flair than some of our straight counterparts but just the same, we are not above reproach. Bad manners are not exclusive to the straight set. If nowhere else, we're at least equals in douchebaggery as well as the occasional bit of dumb-fuckitude. Deal with it.

My point, Rosie, and I do have one, is that calling us out on such things is fair, not inflammatory. Stop crying wolf, you stupid beaver. Now why don't you waddle off and go decoupage something? How's about you start with your mouth?